Friend-Shaped Abomination

Look, we know it's cute. We know it looks soft, sweet, and small (or, as our interns say "smol"). We know it's just begging to be pet.

DO NOT TOUCH IT! DO NOT EVEN APPROACH IT!

Touching its fur will send your mind spinning through time. Your mind will not be able to handle it. You will have a seizure, and you will die. That is, if it doesn't eat you first.

This is a creature that can be used in any ttrpg or other story. There are no concrete mechanics listed so that it could be adapted to any system, but some guidance on its capabilities is provided.

Created for the Tiny Library CCG #3 Creature Jam.